Monday, 28 September 2009

Literally

M&S, Charing Cross station, lunchtime - behind me in the queue

"This [the queue] is literally taking 10 hours" - Squeaky voiced girl 1
"I am literally freezing to death" - Squeaky voiced girl 2
"I don't even want this but I am literally going to starve to death if I don't eat something - is that literally all you are going to have?"
"I am literally dying of cold"

And so it goes on...all the way to the till

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