Wednesday 27 March 2013

A perennial perineal problem and other high mileage woes

The last couple of weeks have been a bit of a mess. Stuck in the most rural of rural north Norfolk in torrential rain, I felt unable to do a 20 mile run. I had no idea where I was, for a start, and the thought of trotting round country lanes and jumping into hedges when rich Norfolkians sped past me in their Range Rovers in rain so heavy I could barely see where I was going didn't seem like the wisest addition to the training plan. So my long run switched to Monday. It got done, but then it had a knock on effect on the next few training runs.

Basically, the niggles have set in. My left perineal seems to have been transformed into concrete, it's so inflexible, and I developed a nagging pain in my right knee. The knee pain doesn't really bother me when running, but it bothers me pretty much every other waking (and even sleeping) moment. So I took it to the physio for a second opinion. Apparently the knee problem is related to my lazy arsed right glute again, and the perineals are - well, I just run funny.

So it's all about the extra stretching and thinking about my gait on runs. On the positive side, focusing on my gait gives me something else to think about while running and stops me from weird food cravings for whatever packaging I see lying on the pavement. On the downside, it's additional time in the routine for even more stretching and massaging. This marathon is a full time job. And I've already got one of those.

As if the injuries weren't enough, my friend's 2 year old headbutted right on the nose when I was in Norfolk, leaving me with a sore face and a strange sensation while out running. It's as if my nose is not really part of my face anymore. I've also developed a strangely asthmatic cough out of nowhere.

With just over 3 weeks to go, am I just dropping to bits? Will I get to the start line intact, with any chance of hitting my goal time? Or I am just going to end up limping round, holding my nose and coughing. After the disappointment of New York, I'm not sure I could cope with another wasted training regime. I need a 26.2 race. Despite all these little niggles, I am really loving my training at the moment. I'm getting a buzz from every run (interspersed with the odd shooting pain in the perineal, of course).

I've got the Maidenhead 10 on Good Friday, followed by 20 miles on Saturday morning. I've pretty much decided it will either kill me or cure me. All I'm hoping is that I can make it to the taper period without a total breakdown, and then I can use the extra non-running time for even more stretching and massage so as to keep these legs on the road.

Wednesday 6 March 2013

How far can you trust technology?

I wasn't able to run my first 20 miler of this training programme at the weekend, like most of my fellow VLM marathoners. I was too busy celebrating my friend's birthday being pampered at spas, sporting Audrey Hepburn facemasks and eating cooked breakfasts to bother with all that long slow running malarkey.
Luckily this meant I got to head out on sunny Monday morning before I started work (late, of course) to take on the first 20 milestone of 2013.
Regular readers will remember I've only recently given in and purchased a Garmin, so this was also an inaugural 20 mile run for my new gadget.
I headed out on my tried and tested 20 miler - down to Richmond Park, one lap round and home again. This route has been measured on several occasions by Endomondo, with no deviations. It was a gorgeous day, if a little bit heavy on the large deer dangerously close to my running path, but I'm developing good 'don't scare the deer' strategies and managed to make it round the park unscathed physically. Mentally, however, it was a bit different.
As I tackled the gentle climb back up to Richmond gate, feeling happy about being on the last leg, I realised that my Garmin said 12.6 miles. My whole route is based on the fact that it's 6 miles to the park, 8 miles round and 6 miles home. But according to Garmin, I had over 7 miles left to run.
My first thought was, 'well, I'll have to add another mile loop in somewhere along the line'. I then mentally went through my route database in my head, working out which would be the least soul-destroying extra mile at the end of a long run. Once I'd remapped my run, I then realised something much more shocking. If my Garmin was right, I'd been UNDERTRAINING FOR MY LAST 3 MARATHONS!
I can safely say this is not something you want running through your head at this stage of your long run. Was Endomondo's GPS wrong, consistently, several times over 18 months? Was my Garmin wrong today? Had they moved Richmond Gate?* What had gone wrong? [AUTHORS NOTE: resist temptation to make pun about 'no eye deer' here]
I still don't know where the gap is, until I try that route again with the Garmin. Needless to say, I added an extra loop in to bring my run up to 20 miles, so I've either run the correct mileage or I've done over 21 miles. Neither of which will be a bad thing, in the overall scheme of things. But it's certainly taught me not to rely solely on technology for route mapping in future.

*(hey, I was tired and high on SIS gels, we're all allowed to have conspiracy theories in the last few miles of a long slow run)